Tales of a Children's Entertainer 'You Just Can't Make Up:' Excerpts from Conversations at Children's Parties...“I didn't know Queen Elsa could make Balloons?!”

“I didn't know Queen Elsa could make Balloons?!”

Out of the mouth of Babes: Excerpts from conversations at Children’s Parties

Minnie the Clown and 4 year old Jack at the end/leaving of the party:

Jack, “Where do you live Minnie?”

Minnie, “I live in Clown Land.”

Jack, “ Is it nice there?”

Minnie, “Oh yes it is lovely. There are lots of colourful, friendly clowns there. I've got to go Jack sorry, I hope you had a great time! It was lovely to meet you! Hopefully I will see you soon.”

Jack, “Oh yes it was lots of fun. But I don’t see how Minnie, I don’t live anywhere near Clown Land.”


You can't disagree with that logic.


Queen Elsa and 5 year old Sarah

Sarah, “Is that you real hair Queen Elsa? “

Queen Elsa, “Of course it is. It is very long isn't it?”

Sarah, “But I can see a little bit of brown hair there.” (Pointing at the edge if the wig at the back).

Queen Elsa, “Oh I just need to go to the hairdressers to get my roots done, I haven’t had time recently. Before I got my powers, I had hair like my sister Anna so sometimes I just need to go and get my roots done.”

Little girls need some persuasion to be duped.


Queen Elsa and 4 Year Old Joseph

Joseph, “Oh Elsa I love you so much! I LOVE your hair. It is so beautiful.“ (As Joseph hugs me in a big bear hug then touches my hair).

Little boys can be duped


Queen Elsa and Mum to Eliza

Mum, “Is that your real hair?” (Really?!)

A discreet look to suggest otherwise

Mum, “Oh wow really?! It looks great and really suits you. “

Mums can easily be duped apparently 


Queen Elsa and Lara

(During making lots of balloon models as children are arriving)

Lara, “Wow. I didn't know that Queen Elsa could make balloons!”

 She can also dance, sing AND do magic Lara! ;)



Queen Elsa and Reuben

“How are you making those balloons?! You really do have magic Queen Elsa!”

T'is true Reuben! Speak to Lara.






Queen Elsa and Sarah

Sarah, “Wow. I didn't know you could Face Paint Queen Elsa!”

 Elsa is blowing kids minds today ;)




Queen Elsa and Toby

Toby, “I’ve seen you before Queen Elsa. “

Queen Elsa, “Oh really?” (Thinking at another party, be careful how you answer this so as not to offend not remembering him).

Toby, “I've see you on my Ipad. “

They never fail to impress with their wonderful statements.

More excerpts soon... :)


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